There is a ton of interest in the Stokke Tripp Trapp high chair, and for good reason. This versatile, attractive and well-made high chair is one of the best baby products on the market. Many parents have questions about the ins and outs of the Stokke Tripp Trapp, and in this post I’ll go over…
A Short and Reasonable Mother’s Day Wish List
The other day on Facebook I said that all I wanted for Mother’s Day was a stronger latch on the bathroom door. I woke up this morning and realized that while that would still be a dream come true, I really need a few other items to round-out the day.
Note to moms: We should probably start our own registries for Mother’s Day. Nobody would take issue with that because everybody likes demands.
In no particular order:
- Coffee
- Coffee
- Coffee
- All the coffee.
- Stronger latch on the bathroom door
- Any latch on the bathroom door, or even just a pile of towels thrown in front of the door to serve as a roadblock
- Noise canceling earphones
- To live in a coffee shop
- For Target to sell cocktails
- Ibuprofen in bulk
- A self-cleaning child
- Tubs that don’t get dirty no matter how much you use them
- Ditto for sheets
- Ditto for floors
- My abs back
- My boobs back
- The return of control over my bladder
- Coffee
- Coffee
- All the coffee.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Need more laughter in your day? Follow A Mothership Down on Facebook! (A lot of the action is over there).
Want A Mothership Down delivered to your inbox? SUBSCRIBE HERE.
Reader Interactions
Comments
Trackbacks
-
[…] Personally, I love peeing while two babies hang on my knees/try to see into the toilet/nurse. Still, I understand where she’s coming from. […]
Sarah J.
Awesome! I didn’t think Target could get any better once Starbucks was part of it… but you have just shattered that with the idea of cocktails! I seriously view Target as therapeutic (well.. when I’m there without a shrieking child, that is) and what’s therapy without a bit of booze!? A girl can dream, right? Happy Mother’s Day and thanks for always making me laugh!
Liz
We can all dream, Sarah. We can all dream….. 🙂
Mer
We need to make #9 happen… Liz, you are brilliant! Happy belated Mother’s Day and let me know if you need help with your “put a bar inside Target” business plan.
Dancingwithdad
I so miss my coffee! Love how prominent it is on your list.
I think I need to resubscribe to your blog. For some reason I have not been receiving your posts lately. I miss the laughs!
Liz
Hey! Hmmm, I wonder if the problem is that now that I use Mailchimp (a new email service for subscribers) posts are going to your “promotions” folder on gmail. My guess is that’s where the posts are going!