The other day on Facebook I said that all I wanted for Mother’s Day was a stronger latch on the bathroom door. I woke up this morning and realized that while that would still be a dream come true, I really need a few other items to round-out the day.
Note to moms: We should probably start our own registries for Mother’s Day. Nobody would take issue with that because everybody likes demands.
In no particular order:
- All the coffee.
- Stronger latch on the bathroom door
- Any latch on the bathroom door, or even just a pile of towels thrown in front of the door to serve as a roadblock
- Noise canceling earphones
- To live in a coffee shop
- For Target to sell cocktails
- Ibuprofen in bulk
- A self-cleaning child
- Tubs that don’t get dirty no matter how much you use them
- Ditto for sheets
- Ditto for floors
- My abs back
- My boobs back
- The return of control over my bladder
- All the coffee.
Happy Mother’s Day!
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Awesome! I didn’t think Target could get any better once Starbucks was part of it… but you have just shattered that with the idea of cocktails! I seriously view Target as therapeutic (well.. when I’m there without a shrieking child, that is) and what’s therapy without a bit of booze!? A girl can dream, right? Happy Mother’s Day and thanks for always making me laugh!
We can all dream, Sarah. We can all dream….. 🙂
We need to make #9 happen… Liz, you are brilliant! Happy belated Mother’s Day and let me know if you need help with your “put a bar inside Target” business plan.
I so miss my coffee! Love how prominent it is on your list.
I think I need to resubscribe to your blog. For some reason I have not been receiving your posts lately. I miss the laughs!
Hey! Hmmm, I wonder if the problem is that now that I use Mailchimp (a new email service for subscribers) posts are going to your “promotions” folder on gmail. My guess is that’s where the posts are going!