“I blame YOU for this Mom!”
Hello friends! I’m giddy today because not only are the painters finishing up at my house as we speak, but also we are on SCARY MOMMY (with a post called Dear Soon-To-Be Big Brother or Sister) and Welcome to the Bundle! It’s an embarrassment of riches really. I’m shooting off my celebratory flair guns and peeing myself a little.
If you’re a regular reader over in these parts, check out the Scary Mommy post! And if you’re here from Scary Mommy or Welcome to the Bundle, welcome! Sit back, grab a drink or taco (totally your choice), and enjoy some photos of children being terrorized by Mall Santas.
(Thanks to everyone who submitted photos on Facebook! I thoroughly enjoyed this, even if the children involved most certainly did not).
Ho Ho Ho-rror Show
Santa’s eyes seem to be saying something here…
…and here.
Even this plush toy is terrifying when paired with a mall Santa.
Please take note of this bad-ass Santa’s wrestling belt. Nice, Santa.
I like that this Santa is kind of swanky.
I bet this Santa is in an improv troupe during the off season.
Pro Santa, not missing a beat!
I will not lose my grip on this child, I will not lose my grip on this child….
An oldie but goodie. Titled “Christmas torture, 1984”
Wow! Nice moves kid!
These kids are PISSED! But nicely coordinated.
I’m guessing Santa loves it when not one but two children freak out on his lap!
Good effort, Mom.
Here’s a happy camper, for the sake of balance. (Also it’s Nolan’s cousin Kyle, so, nepotism).
And we are going to end with this one, not only because of the cute dog, but also because Santa looks kind of like an extra from Boogie Nights.
This is awesome! I’m also dying right now because, as I scrolled through these gems, I was taken aback upon seeing my cousins in “Christmas torture, 1984″ hahaha – love it!
This are your cousins??? Perfect!
Yes! There has been a lot of back-and-forth facebook posting of hysterical old pictures from their childhood lately so it’s not too surprising but I did laugh out loud when I saw it mixed in among these pictures!
Loved seeing my favorite Santa in here! And a few of my favorite little ones as well!
Thanks for sharing, always!!
No problem, I’m glad you liked it! Merry Christmas!
Hahaha! This cracked me up! loved your post on scary today! You’re rockin’ it, lady!! Get it! 😉
Thanks Ashley! This was the first thing I read when I woke up and I was all, “Yeah! Get i! I AM Rockin’ it!” haha