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You are here: Home / All Posts / How to be a Popular Mom

How to be a Popular Mom

Published March 5, 2015. Last updated November 16, 2019 by Liz. This post may contain affiliate links.

Wondering how you can be super popular as a new mom? No problem. I’m here to help, armed with insights that are based off of the copious mental notes I’ve been taking during the past year.

How to Be a Popular Mom

First, know this: it’s very easy to be popular. Phew!

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Note: This sort of bowl haircut will not help you to become popular. Toddlers can get away with it, but don’t go and be thinking you have that luxury.

If you’re looking to break into the “it” crowd of moms in your community, there are a few suggested topics that serve as a social lubricant. Once you have these down your road to success will be paved for you.

Suggested “ice-breaking” topics, in no particular order:

  • Circumcision
  • Cry It Out (CIO) Method
  • Food dyes for children
  • Your thoughts on vaccines
  • Banning peanut butter in schools
  • Breastfeeding in public
  • Your milk supply
  • How only “natural” birth counts
  • How hot you look in yoga pants

These topics are perfect since they are not at all polarizing and they just tend to make people feel good. It’s also important here to know your audience. For example, if you recognize someone as a La Leche Leaguer, be sure to talk up your favorite formula with gusto. Likewise if, say, you have a crazy milk supply to the point that you’re fairly sure you’re marketable as a wet nurse, make sure you bring this point up to your new friend who has a low supply. People like this.

And we are in luck, because there are lots of other things people like!

Let’s review some of those things now. For starters, it is essential that you look very rested. This will let other mothers know that your baby is easier than their baby, and if there’s one element critical to cementing friendship it’s the introduction of envy. You probably will want to talk a lot about what a great sleeper your child is just to really seal the deal here.

You will also want to look freshly showered. It’s key to follow this up with humble talk about how you are neither rested nor showered, even when you are very clearly both.

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It doesn’t hurt to have a freshly cleaned baby, either.

Other assorted tips and tricks:

  • Don’t vaccinate your kids and then post about it in a public forum. Other parents love that!
  • If you were able to deliver without meds, talk this up to all of your friends who had c-sections! And definitely accentuate the fact that you were able to fit into your pre-pregnancy pants within a week because the weight just fell right off!
  • Be an authority on all matters in your local FB group. Do not tread lightly here. Present your facts. State your case with passion. Make sure to include many links to your “research” and share them aggressively with other moms.
  • Post a lot of graphic pictures of your kid’s rash online and ask for input. The more grotesque the better.
  • Tweet and post actively regarding your precarious mental state. Ideally lead with a “teaser” of sorts. Something like “I seriously might cry right now. Worst day EVER.” Then don’t elaborate on what you’re talking about. Wait until a stream of concerned comments start piling up, and then explain that you are fine, you just sprained your ankle.  Nothing draws in new friends more quickly.
  • Order a customized decal for the back of your car – the type with stick figures of all of your children and pets. These decals serve to lure in the most popular mothers, particularly in certain suburban areas that covet excellence in gymnastics, ice hockey, and dance.
  • Give unsolicited advice to anyone you see with a baby. Make judging eyes at moms who are not wearing their babies.

Here are some examples of moms who have figured out the key to fitting in with other moms:

  • Gwyneth Paltrow and her Vagina Steam Cleaning Friends
  • The “What’s Your Excuse” Workout Mom
  • The “Mom Enough” Breastfeeder from TIME Magazine
  • The Mom who is just saying NO! to the official mom uniform of yoga pants

These moms are just going for it, which you have to admire. You may not choose to go this route exactly, but I think we can all stand to learn something from anyone who asks us straight-faced to take our vaginas to the car wash.

I hope this was helpful to you. I’m off to workout, shower, do my hair, put on something WAY NICER than yoga pants, and then log on to my Facebook groups so I can discuss the pitfalls of food additives. I expect to have a dozen or more new friends by midnight.

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  1. Courtney Brown

    March 5, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    this one made me smile! Good work Liz!

    Reply
    • Liz

      March 5, 2015 at 4:54 pm

      Thanks Court! I really know how to mix with the cool moms, so I thought it was wrong not to share these tips 🙂

      Reply
  2. Katie

    March 5, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    So insightful and funny! Thanks, Liz, for a much-needed laugh. We’ve gone through a million tissues over here today.

    Reply
    • Liz

      March 6, 2015 at 7:31 am

      Katie -glad I could give you a laugh. I’d give you tissues too, but we need all the tissues we can get around here. Nolan’s nose is a constantly dripping faucet this week.

      Reply
  3. Chrissie

    March 5, 2015 at 7:57 pm

    When I want to make new friends I tell people that after I had a baby I was able to fit into my high school jeans prior to discharge from the hospital (by simply eating my son’s placenta!!) People love hearing about how easy it was for me to lose the baby weight!

    Reply
    • Liz

      March 5, 2015 at 8:10 pm

      I can’t believe I didn’t think of that! YES! Discussing your total inability to KEEP on the baby weight is a great conversation starter.

      Reply
    • Liz

      March 6, 2015 at 7:30 am

      I just added a tip relating to post-baby weight loss – it was just too big of an oversight the first time!

      Reply
  4. Mer

    March 6, 2015 at 8:24 am

    Sheesh – apparently I have a LOT of work to do… and it’s Friday… dammit!

    Reply
    • Liz

      March 6, 2015 at 8:59 am

      If you work really hard I bet you can do it Mer.

      Reply
      • Mer

        March 6, 2015 at 9:15 am

        I’m currently wearing yoga pants…I don’t want to talk about it!

        Reply
  5. Erin H

    March 6, 2015 at 9:10 am

    You forgot the key element of SAHM vs. working mom. If you stay home, you must rant abuot the evils of daycare, but if you work outside of the house, you can’t complain enough about those lazy stay-at-home moms. Guilt helps us bond quicker, right?

    Reply
    • Liz

      March 6, 2015 at 9:12 am

      Shit! I keep missing key items. And this is a biggie! Although in real life, I obviously remember to open conversations by talking about the dangers of day care and how as a SAHM I have such an incredible bond with my child…

      Reply
      • Mer

        March 6, 2015 at 10:29 am

        Don’t forget moms who work part time… we are WICKED popular at work so it’s totally irrelevant how popular we are with other moms! #sarcasm

        Reply
  6. Sara

    March 6, 2015 at 11:11 am

    Great post, lady!
    YES!!! SAHM v working mom – because SAHM sit around in yoga pants eating cupcakes and working moms pay someone else to raise their kids.

    Reply
    • Liz

      March 6, 2015 at 11:49 am

      Ex-actly. Hit the nail on the yoga pant right there.

      Reply
  7. Krissy @ Pretty Wee Things

    March 6, 2015 at 8:33 pm

    I actually just laughed out loud. Gosh, I know a few very popular mums…who would have thought.
    xx

    Reply
    • Liz

      March 6, 2015 at 9:21 pm

      Ha! I love it.

      Reply
  8. Jill

    October 2, 2015 at 10:29 pm

    Awesome. Loved this.

    Reply

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