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You are here: Home / All Posts / Things That Make You Go Hmmm…

Things That Make You Go Hmmm…

Published September 9, 2014. Last updated November 16, 2019 by Liz. This post may contain affiliate links.

Photo Credit: Christina McPherson

Photo Credit: Christina McPherson

Now and again I make a little hobby of checking out the search terms that people use to find my blog. It’s illuminating and also disturbing, this peek behind the curtains, much like a colonoscopy.

I’ll say this right off the bat: It would be impossible not to notice that a disproportionate number of the search terms leading to me involve boobs. I don’t consider cleavage to be one of my signature topics, but who am I to argue with the internet?

The search terms that are directing traffic my way should probably make me consider that I may be reaching the wrong target audience with the blog. It seems that my mom blog is getting mistaken for erotica. Huh. I’m either doing something wrong or something very, very right. It’s all about perspective, people.

For your enjoyment, here are some of the search terms that have led readers to this blog during the past few weeks:

  • “sexy mom punny natty must sexy Facebook” (This may be my favorite. So much is happening in this one phrase. It’s a riddle wrapped in a rhyme cross-dressing as an enigma.)
  • “hair boy loves photos” (Actually, this does apply to Nolan. Fair game on this one.)

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  • “does Nicole Eggert remodel houses” (No! Nicole CURTIS is the hot girl who remodels houses. Nicole EGGERT is the hot girl from Charles in Charge. They are basically identical except Nicole Curtis carries power tools. Easy mistake, and glad Nolan and I could help clear this up.)
  • “mom circumcised pool” (I got nothing. WTF could this person be searching for?? Maybe she wants a poolside circumcision for her son? I don’t think that’s a thing.)
  • “living in your eyeball” (I never live in my eyeball. Do you guys? Sometimes I live for my stomach but never for or in my eyeball)
  • “foot big boobs breastfeeding baby tiger” (A lot of things seem to be happening here. For the record I never have and never will breastfeed a baby tiger.)
  • “what to do when u bored for the summer but ain’t no pool” (I ain’t got no pool and I ain’t got no plan for u.)
  • “yeah I feel obligated to remind you what a piece of shit you are” (Well, ok. I try to keep this blog friendly, but if you feel obligated to issue this reminder you must have good reasons. I must say, though, that this doesn’t seem like a search term so much as it sounds like a pure declaration.)
  • “Boob milk on panic” (Hmmm. I’m at a loss. Maybe they meant “boob milk at picnic”? Because everyone knows boob milk is popular at picnics.) 
  • “Why infant dazzling in sleep” (Not sure about your kid, but mine is dazzling in sleep because he is part unicorn.)
  • “Fred Geheb” (Hello Fred! Fred is my long-time neighbor and like a second father to me. I have no idea how someone googling Fred’s name got sent to my blog, but I’m sure glad to have you, whoever you are. Unless you’re one of the perverts who is also googling things like “sexy mom punny natty must sexy Facebook.” In which case, beat it, creep!)
  • “Looky at those boobs” (Nothing to see here folks. Move along. You’re barking up the wrong torso.)
  • “All boobs” (I get it, Internet, You’re a boob man.)

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  1. Whitney

    September 9, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    These are hilarious!! thanks for the lunchtime laugh hahahaha!

    Reply
  2. Ashia

    September 9, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    Hysterical post! Made me snort my lunch!

    Reply
    • Liz

      September 9, 2014 at 3:04 pm

      Nice! I hope you were having soup for lunch, I’d hate to be a choking hazard.

      Reply
  3. Chrissie

    September 9, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    What??? Ahhhh!!!

    So basically people find your blog while they’re searching for erotic sites. So are they like “I was hoping for an erotic site…but this’ll do” or are they like “I was hoping for an erotic site…and I found it! Jackpot!”

    Reply
    • Liz

      September 9, 2014 at 3:03 pm

      You know, it’s unclear Chrissie. I mean it IS clear that my site is somehow mistaken for erotica. But it’s not clear if my erotica-seeking visitors are happy to have stumbled upon a mom blog. If any erotica fans are reading this, please let us know!

      Reply
  4. Toni

    September 10, 2014 at 9:53 am

    Oh my. Comical. Entertaining. I’m going to read this whenever I need a cheer-me-up! ….Fred Geheb. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sigh. So. SO. FUNNY.

    Reply
  5. Beth

    September 10, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Lol! When weird people from weird places find my blog with weird search terms it takes me back to elementary school when the class misfits would latch onto me and I’d be all like, “go away or the cool kids will never like me!” Although in my case I’m not sure the popular kids would like me anyway but you get my gist! Love your blog!

    Reply
    • Liz

      September 10, 2014 at 5:02 pm

      Ha! That’s a funny way to look at it. So yeah, right now packs of creepy kids are trying to sit at my lunch table.

      Reply
  6. julie

    January 13, 2015 at 1:57 pm

    I found this because I googled the two Nicoles – they are so similar down to the throaty voice! yikes…and isn’t the movie star a crack head? Rehab addict….

    Reply
    • Liz

      January 13, 2015 at 3:52 pm

      I get so many visits from people who are looking for something related to Nicole Curtis – ha!

      Reply
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